Tonight’s recap on Ruples is as follows …
The winner of Ruple’s Drag Race Season 16, Episode 14 is Michelle Visage’s visage (appearance)! That hair and them titties gurrrl. Applause for the highlighting and all the boobaliciousness that they served and not slued; although them titties was turrred out they did not look clumsy at all. And the paint- gorrrrg!
I hate to admit it that Down the Drain Jane is growing on me… like in a gross way and I’m actively fighting it. Like, ew what is my heart doing by turning a blind thigh to Plane or Plain Jane? Another round of applause for Michelle’s titties and a good job also to the top 4 of this season. Regrettably and hesitantly, I’m saying it to all 4 of them and each one of them belong there, even Drainy Janey.
I will say, again regrettably, that Q slayed (not slued) the lip sync but Insane Jane deserved to be in the top 3. *side eyed myself in the mirror to make sure I haven’t been body snatched by hot aliens* Loved the Q-fits all season (the clothing not the tantrums) but that cunty Jane slayed it last week and that’s when she grew on me, like ew get the ointment. But in my humble gay opinion Q did whoop that ass in the lip sync. Oh, when is ay I love the Q-fits it doesn’t always mean I love the Q-tits. They need some advice from Michelle Visage’s visage’s visage (meaning her titties)
Nymphia Wind is so much more likeable as her real self (again in my humble gay side eyed opinion). She was good before but now she’s just better and she knows a camera. And Saphire… Shoneda… Solondra… okay Ms. Supreme Sapphira Cristal has my heart. Win that shit bish.
Tonight, I watched Drag Race with my mom for the first time (don’t tell anyone cause she doesn’t want me to tell anyone she is here visiting. It’s a “secret” and she finally got her divorce even if it is 30 years late- I’m proud of her. I don’t know why it has to be a secret, it’s not like any of my family will actually read this… so tis up to you to keep the secret).
My Mommy also has pushed some major boundaries since she arrived….ooooo and I mean pushed right through them, busting them right open. Just like she did with the bathroom door when I was taking a shower. Opened it in the middle of my shower…when I was all naked and stuff and washing my booty. My shower is all glass I’ll have you know. And I think she saw all ass, followed by a high pitched gay screetch, “Aaah get out!” She said, “I just wanted to ask if you wanted me to make you breakfast.” I said, “No thanks but get out MOM I’m naked!”
Wanna know what else she did? Well good cause I was just about to tell you… So, I got home from work and she was rearranging my cabinets. I would have been upset if it wasn’t 100 x better than they were before. She even fixed the door that crazy old roommate broke last summer. Everything is better when my Mommy does it. It just is so I’m gonna not mind the boundary pushing (except for when I’m in the shower). Oh snap, I hope she doesn’t find that big dildo a friend gave me a few weeks ago… and if she does- well it’s her own fault for going through my things.
Back to Ruples…. And speaking about Mommas… well that Ms. Sapphira gives me some of my Drag Momma Ralph energy from back home in SLC, aka Shaneka. Shaneka was also someone who knew everything that their expressive face does and about each angle that popped and sparkled. Ask either one of them which angle that is that and they’d say, “All of em.” I hope that Momma Shaneka is okay wherever you iz gurrrl.
Rooting for Saphire… Shoneda… Solondra… okay Ms. Supreme Sapphira Cristal and I’m also rooting for you Shaneka (wherever you may be).
Happy Visage Clevage = Happy Homo,
The Happy Homo
PS yes, I had a drag momma but no I didn’t do drag. My younger (18+) years were spent in gay bars under the protective eyes of mothering and needy drag queens.
PSS Ugh… fine I fucking like Plane Jane.
PSSS So proud of my Mommy Dearest.
PSSSS I’m also trying to convince my mommy to do some art projects with me. She is talented and has silenced it long enough.
PSx5 I also have some great news that my student loans have been forgiven for my 10+ years working in Public Service or for Non Profits. I never thought that I’d see this day. Thank you President Joe Biden. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It will be a game changer. The income to debt ratio will significantly free me up, unchain me from the bondage of student loans. Which really when I think about it saved my life in so many different ways. (More to come about that)
PSx6 I also realize that I am pushing myself too hard with work. I told myself I was going to do 4 days a week and I’m doing 5 days a week. The thought process behind that is to get it while the getting is good. But for the first time in my career, no my life… I feel like it has the potential to always be good. I’m so happy about my future here. It feels like the only limits could be my own imagination and that is crazzzzy! The magic of Palm Motha’ Fuckin Springs is all around. I’ll have more please.
PSX7 Ruples said you didn’t come to slay you came to slue. LOL
PSX8 Fuck traitor trump for calling migrants animals. My family migrated to Utah when my mom was 15, from Texas. Some of my uncles were even born in Mexico. Fuck you trump… what do you call your wife and her parents who migrated here? He’s the devil and must be stopped. You need to vote!
PSx9 this has not been proof read yet… I’m in a hurry and taking the mom out to play.
