Category: Stories
Scurrrred vs Holy Fuck vs 541 vs Kitty Play vs Meow
12345 54321 2648 what do fags appreciate? 541. Holy shit, was...
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STD vs Crush vs Epiphany
STD? Whaaat? Ewe to STDS. The acronym “STD” has grown to have two meanings in the last...
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Its Always Been Me vs I’d Like to Stay
As a Utah Mexican who was raised believing that we were Republicans… yes, that’s how deep it runs...
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Happy Coachella Weekend, Everybody!
Happy happy Coachella weekend to all who came here to celebrate— and even to those of us(a) who...
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Israe….Who? vs Conditioning
Conditioning is not just some bomb ass shit that I buy from Diana Ross’s daughter to put in my dry...
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Karen Gone Wild
A “Karen” is a slang term for a middle-aged, often white, woman who displays entitled,...
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Open or Shred It? vs The End of My Rhonda Rae Era
Oh, my Laaaaawd, what a messy situation I have I allowed my heart to get me into. Rhonda Rae...
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Yet Another Reason vs Fake Ass Christians
Hey Happy Homos and those who hate read this blog. Yes, this is going to be another one of those...
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I’d Like to Karen a Crime Please vs Have They Met Him?
What a strange week filled with so many feelings. Typically, I love feelings, but these ones...
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Dumb Bitch vs Errand Boy
Hey Dumb Bitch, Yes, YOU! (Not everyone else, just him.) My little friend Rhonda Rae is in...
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Reintroduction vs Save US(A) Tonight
I’m stoned, post work out rocking out to JLo’s new song, “Save Me Tonight.” I am feeling...
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Test Test Testosterone
(Naughty Content- so if you offend easy- don’t read. Guy problems.) 5-year-old me is playing...
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