Walz’ing is defined by feeling so much patriotism (just by watching the news these days) that you get up and gay-Lee dance (or however you dance) around your living room because you are filled with hope, inspiration, and great love for our country.
*Not to be confused with it’s more trained cousin “waltzing”
Um, I don’t know if you’ve also seen and felt the recent heat, but America’s Pussy is on fuckin Fire! No, I’m not talking about the California wildfires, but we need to pay attention to that too. Our planet is warming up and we need to do more to protect our environment. Heller, we live here and unless you want to be stuck on Mars with that bigoted nut job- Elon Musk, then we must act Taylor Swiftly. The way I’m using “Pussy on Fire” is (as you probably know, or you wouldn’t be reading this) comes from our great gay leaders who are creating and the driving force behind our very own happy homo lexicon.
Urban Dictionary defines, “Pussy On Fire” as: An expression used by RuPaul, on the reunion of Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 2 Reunion, while he was complimenting Tyra Sanchez on her performance at the Wedding Challenge.
Meaning: someone being or acting instinctively fierce and passionate. Girl, you let us down this week. Next timeI wanna see you set your pussy on fire.
Yes, America is doing just that! She acting instinctively fierce and passionate ever since Vice President Kamala Harris announced her campaign to lead our country and its even hotter now (even more flamins) since she announced her own VP pick in, Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. So… yes during his introduction yesterday (8/6/24), I Walz’d or was Walzing around my living room with the exact same joy he described future President Elect Harris has brought back to our country. And I agree, she has blanketed our great nation with joy and hope. Yes, please get it all up in me! MmmmmmmMMMMm- joy.
Ya didn’t have to tell this happy homo twice about him. They had me at gay straight student alliance faculty member. And then it just got better, he served in the military (I love our military), he was a teacher (I love teachers), he was a country farmer (I love country farmer cowboys), and he and VP Harris aren’t afraid to lead the fight against hatred, evil, and white supremacy. They said, “When we fight, we win” and I believe them and will follow them into that battle. I hope you will too.
As I was dancing around my living room with my chihuahua, she and I both looked at each other and thought, they are the real fucking deal. And yaaaas queens, let it be a woman who restores reproductive rights for all women for good! I was raised Catholic and the idea of abortion being wrong was driven through my young guilt filled Catholic boy brain (along with the idea that there was something wrong with me because I’m gay). But now that I can think for myself, I realize we shouldn’t be telling other people what they can and can’t do with their own bodies, including mine. Policing women’s wombs is not something I want to be a part of… in fact, women’s wombs in general are ewe to me- cause I’m all the way gay. Let women decide what they want to grow in their own bodies. Shit, I’d be upset if someone told me I couldn’t grow a plant in my house and were talking about their own bodies.
I know that many of you grew up with bullies and some of them were the jocks in your school. Well, some our wishes from back then are coming true now and better late than never. It’s a jock that is coming to stand up for us and protect us with a bad ass extremely qualified woman. Just like some of your wildest dreams, the nice jock saves the day. I’m very fortunate that I didn’t have to worry about bullying in school and that was probably because I had a big Mexican family (with lots of cousins who loved to fight).
So yes… the nice country wholesome jock and coach coming to save the day with his lovely equally kind teacher wife is welcomed. The other side doesn’t even know what to do and the lies, misinformation, and hate filled talks are not sticking. The Wonder Teflon Twins have been activated!
I hope America’s pussy keeps burning with hope and patriotism. Let us all continue to look out for each other and for the safety of our candidates VP Harris and Gov Walz. If you see something – say something! If it looks off or out of place- say something. Better safe than sorry.
They also said, “The power is with the people.” And I hope we all realize that, make sure you are registered to vote, and help others register if needed. I pray that the 18–25-year-olds realize how much power they have in this moment to shape the rest of their lives and the lives of their own children.
What kind of world do you want to live in? I want to live free from having to police any wombs at all. I want to bask in freedom and queer life and love. I want to be safe, and I don’t want to go backwards. I don’t want to live in anxiety, fear, and hate. We had 4 terrible, scary, uncertain, unkind, and chilling years under traitor trump. I don’t want to go back.
What kind of America do you want to live in?
With Hope & Flamin Hot American Pussy Realness,
The Happy Homo
PS Omg I think the young kids are actually paying attention. I have a couple of young clients, and they talk about coconuts 🌴palm trees being all over TikTok. I hope that momentum continues because its their own fucking futures and wombs they are voting about.
PSS Thoughts on Florida governor and don’t say gay – next g name hope it’s gay cause all them bitches would have to say it
PSSS We love you Taylor Swift. Sending love to all you Vienna Swifties too. How sad that evil would be so disgusting to plan an attack on innocent people, teens, and kids.
PSSSS It’s all our responsibility to vote and have their back- now and always. We all need to protect our future president and VP 🥰 They already have our backs and that’s worth voting and fighting for.
PSX5 Our democracy, decency, and how we treat each other for generations to come is on the ballot.
PSX6 So speaking of the other fires… well I listened to Alicia Silverstone and bought some of her go to brand bamboo toilet paper, and my own bussy is like no thanks. That’s not fire, that’s sandpaper. Ugh, and I wanted so much to make changes in my home that are environmentally friendly, but my butt hole says no. It’s like the consistency of a fast-food restaurant napkin and I’d only use those in an emergency. But I guess our planet is on fire… so it does kinda feel like an emergency. I know… I’ll put it in my guest bathroom and that way I’m half way there.
PSX6 I love our country and I love most of you too. Except you Ian and Creep Cory. Fuck you both. Creepy, I can’t say that its flattering that I’m on your mind. In fact, ewe. I know you keep reminding me that you are out there by trying to hack my emails. I know it’s you and you know its you… it started when you got the boot from my house, and it continues every couple of months. And for the readers, it happened again two days ago. Bitch, what’s the point? Look, I know you’re soulless hallow shell of a cum dump corpse with borderline behaviors and I mean dump cause you’re human garbage. I know you’re always lurking. You don’t have to remind me. I can’t imagine an existence where you are always out trying to find a new victim to take what they have. Have fun drinking yourself to an early death. I hope your karma or the Santa Muerte catches up with both of you bitches just like its catching up with that orange bully. I’m literally trying to help our community and your trying to hack their info? Gaaayross to the max!
PX7 I don’t know if ya’ll watch CNN but the cute white dude that’s job is to defend the republican side said something like, “I don’t think anyone is going to rush out to buy a Kamala Walz baseball cap.” And then I did and they were out of stock and so did so many others cause they were sold out and doing future orders. Haaa… yummy crow. I’ve eaten it too.
PX8 Its nice to see the light and smile back in the news anchor’s eyes. They too are feelin America’s Flamin Hot Pussy! Hope- love it.
