Hey, gurrl haaaay! Where the hell have you beeeeen? Alright, it was me… I missed you and “Can’t get enough of you.” Sorry, I don’t know if you caught that, I just randomly broke out in a JLo song!
What I was trying to say was I’ve been rearranging some things in my life, because I’d had enough! Enough stretching my chunky self-thin! Enough giving my time to others who don’t appreciate it or take it for granted, and enough of giving a pass to supporters of that traitor who stole classified documents and was going to sell them to the highest bidder. He literally tried to steal the last election and we saw… seen… seen’t it with our own American eye balls! And we know damn well that fat bastard is going to try and steal this one too.
I mean like ewww, if that traitorous bastard and his slimy VP Pence… oh wait not that hateful bigoted VP that trump’s supporters were chanting, “Hang Mike Pence.” But the other one.
Oh, and BTW, did you see the news about what trump said when his aides were telling him about his supporter’s murderous chant? He said, “So what?” All that shit because Pence wouldn’t lie for him. Pence may be a bigot but at least he’s an honest one. Would you lie for that evil SOB?
They were going to hang Mike Pence if they found him! Do you think traitor trump wouldn’t think twice about hanging to any of us? I mean I’ve always said, “I want someone who is somewhat hung”, but that’s not what I meant.
Who I was referencing and meant to call slimy was the NEW VP pick (mascara and all), the slimy lying slick JD Vace and their lying cronies on TV. CNN even has slimy election deniers on air. EWWW! I think that should be the threshold for their job at that desk, “Do you believe trump lost the last election?” If they deflect or say no- they shouldn’t be on television spreading lies to the masses. These fucking election deniers *side eye and hold*
Oh, and BTW, did you see the other latest? They are trying to lie and say that cheating and alleged sexual perpetrator trump “peacefully” handed over power. ??????????? Ummm? That bitch can’t even peacefully give a speech. We saw…seen… seen’t it with our own eyes and hear/heard him with our own patriotic ears.
That’s some serious salt in the wounds to the family members of those slain police officers who died protecting our nation’s capital. Literally, that is the most egregious and unpatriotic thing an American can do after all of those court cases, proof on live TV, and certifications by ALL political parties (even the red states). Almost as unpatriotic as trying to subvert democracy and steal an election. I think all police officers and their families should take offense to their actions.
Eww, if they lie about that today, when we saw…seen… seen’t what happened with our own fucking eyes, and heard that cop scream in pain with our own fucking ears… UUUUGH, you remember? His scream still haunts me today. I’m talking about the cop that was being crushed in the door by the white racist militia that attacked our great nation’s capital on January 6th. If I close my eyes, I can see him screaming in agony- that’s national trauma. Don’t forget that shit or who was behind it! We know what we saw, seen, seen’t and heard and it was that cop’s screams as he was being crushed.
God Bless America,
The Happy Homo
