Soooo, I have a weird question… where do I find the white people that were complaining about Mexicans taking away all their jobs? Are they huddling together for heat somewhere? Perhaps a Lowes parking lot near you?
Why do I ask? Well beeeoches, I was just about to tell you. I am looking to hire a white person to wash my windows and then pay them significantly less that what I would expect to be paid if I had to wash windows for money. And then after that… I want to inspect said windows to ensure not even a smudge or a streak is left. Because if there is, so help me Laaawd, I am going to reduce the rate of pay from half of what I would expect to be paid (if I was subjected to having to wash windows for money), to a ¼ of that. And if they complain then I’m going to make sure that none of my Americanized Mexican friends would hire them, even if they are supporting a family of 3. Their problem not mine, remember that.
Well, anyhew as I was saying… I need a white person willing to be paid significantly less than the going rate to wash my windows. They are filthy, which I imagine that any white person willing to clean my windows for a fraction of the cost of the going rate would be filthy too and probably would have a whole bunch of kids from different baby daddies/mommas and wouldn’t mind getting more filthy for ¼ of the going rate.
Speaking of baby daddies, I have to admit that I may have been a smidgin racist in the past life. Well, I think “racist” might be a strong ass word for it. I think that growing up in Utah my whole life has been subjected to the dominant white Mormon culture and it may have just rubbed off on me in so many inconvenient ways that are unfolding right before my homosexual eyes as I experience my Palm Motha’ Fuckin Springs Journey.
So, I recently started flirting with a hot Mexican dude. Yup, I said it and my gal pal whore Joshua from Utah was just as surprised as I am to find me saying such blasphemous things. It’s just fun and innocent so far and it feels good to flirt with an unmarried person.
So, I look back at the bulk of my sexual experiences and they have always been with white men. I love me some white men dick, but …now that there is so much more of a selection to choose from here in CA, I realize that I also get boners from other flavas of menz too. And by bulk of experiences, let me clarify…I have been fucked by another Mexican once before (a long time ago and it was like waaay good). The rest, except for that Egyptian in that unnamed bar’s restroom here in PS, that I can remember are white. Am I racist? Eeek!
I guess we will see *side eye* because like I said, I’m flirting with a Mexican right now. He’s the first person in a while that isn’t married, over 80, unemployed or that washes windows, or a client – that has expressed an interest in me in a while and I like it.
If I only use him for sex, does that make me racist? Could I date or marry a Mexican? Can I marry any other flavor than white? Am I really the type of person that wants to be married? Or am I Utah brainwashed? Cause it’s so nice to not be beholden to anyone but then again, it would be nice to be someone’s person too.
It’s time to wash my brain free from that white sexy daddy savior ideology and use the sperms of all flavors of mens as my shampoo. Wash that man right out of my hair with another man.
I can see me now… *clutches pearls after sex* “Please don’t steal these.” (Yes that’s racist)
But isn’t it weird that we soon may not have any people to do these types of jobs in America? Who the fuck is supposed to wash my windows if not the white person complaining about the jobs being stolen by Mexicans? And so many here in Palm Springs live comfortably on the broken backs (from hard work) of Mexican people. What are we going to do if they get deported along with the people who were actually raised here since they were babies (the Dreamers). They may speak just as callously or gluttonously American as you and me.
That’s so wrong to send them to a place they know nothing about and it’s also wrong to detain them in a facility against their will. They’ve done nothing.
Although there is definitely a slight racist tone in this blog post.. I’m not racist. I’m just trying to make a point. I’ve blown, given handies, and had make out sessions with black dudes. Oh, and I also fucked an Asian guy (the tightest ass I’ve ever experienced- not so sure that tight experience will happen here with you well-loved ladies but worth a shot.).
Alas, the white dick always seems to call me back. Who knows why? Could it be childhood trauma? Perhaps what we see on TV and in movies has influenced my idea of what a hot sexy daddie looks like? Has Hollywood embedded his seed so deep in our heads over our (my) lifetimes that we (I) start to think white is more beautiful and desired than all other skin tones?
Maybe it’s like I said earlier, it’s the Utahn in me? As a therapist I have thought about these things before and I am so excited that I’m finally feeling comfortable, safer, and secure enough to learn more about myself and explore. I think that is what this sense of thriving is doing for me, it is letting me explore other sides of life. Not having to live in survival mode is a great feeling and I hope everyone gets a chance to feel it. It’s like a whole new level of openness and learning. I’m finally feelin a sense of thrive.
That leads me back to the window washing. I’m not thriving enough to spend the extra little money I have on a window washer (no matter the color of their skin). I went and purchased the supplies from Lowes earlier today (and I didn’t see any white people standing out there looking for hard work for less pay) so I did it myself. And it turns out that white people in the store don’t like it if you ask them if they wash windows.
I love the white man and his dick and find a bunch of them very fuckable here. But I also see there are so many other fuckable people here who are blessed with beautiful melanin. I’m learning, I’m growing, I’m trying to be better than I once was and trying not to be too ridged; cause that’s not fun. But I don’t want to be sooo much fun that I can’t remember any weekend I have. Having a foggy memory from a few fun weekends here and there is fine, I’m a single gay guy.
I’m scared for my people in the coming years.
With Equity Spewing from My Loins,
The Happy Homo
PS Did ya’ll watch Beyonce rub her beautiful pink vagina all over your television screen? I absolutely looooooved it and will probably go back and watch it a couple more times. And did ya’ll see the aftermath of hate online after? The racist opposition has a system in place, and they target any people of color with influence…people whom could possibly be so big that they could disrupt a targeted lie to and against democracy here in America.
They come out in droves (probably Russian bots too) and all these weird handles have Beyonce stories with so many negative comments, over and over. Some of the same bots as on other pages. I try not to respond to all their hate, but it’s Beyonce so I did reply a couple of times. I can’t help it. Don’t no body betta say nuttin bad about Beyonce or JLo….LOL I always try to sprinkle in some love when the haters spew their bigotry to B and J to the Lo, hello. I am trying to do better cause I’m smart enough to realize that it’s not real.
I also read some posts saying something along the lines, “Who can ever support a wife of someone whose husband…” To which I’d say, bitches don’t give the “innocent until proven guilty” notion to POC. And for the last time, women are not responsible for their boyfriends or husband’s actions 20 years ago, or any time before they were married or dated. Also, women are not responsible for their husband’s friends from 20 years ago.
It’s so stupid and I even worked as a child sexual abuse worker/CPS/Permanency worker for DCFS in Utah and think this story has stupid and someone getting paid – all over it. It has everything to do with skin color and being a beacon of hope for other POC. And the forces of evil can’t take it and want to weaken the light, place doubt in it, or blur the idea that their hard work is what got them to where they are, but I see the Beyonce light. I see the JLo light.
This whole idea that I can write something from my desk from a beautiful and horny town and that you would take it as only fact and not explore it for yourself, is a little scary. But that happens all across our great country. As much as I try to write about truth, love, peace, healing, bitches, hoes, and gratitude I am a human being and can get things wrong. Others intentionally lie and spread disinformation, and people eat that shit up! That’s scary.
Yup, the other side is intentionally writing false narratives to confuse Americans into attacking our sheros. We are too connected and yet not connected enough at all.
This little gay light of mine. I’m going to let it shine, let it shine, let it be gay (suck a dick or two) and let it shine.
PSS I hope you had a great holiday. Sending love.
PSSS I did my windows and trimmed by tree all by myself. 🙂
PSSSS So the pic of “Now Hiring” is a joke (for now) 🙂
PSX5 and Beyonce got more viewers than the CMT Awards. She always wins no matter what they do 🙂
PSX6 God bless America
