Yup, I smoked a little bit of weed and feel like I’m a baked pa-tator and I was thinking….LIKE OMG, OMFG! I was wondering if your American brain and mine have ever had the same thoughts? Remember most brains look the same +/- some childhood trauma and let’s remember content matters. Well, have you ever thought, “Hey Brain, what would you do if one day you woke up and America was overthrown by a dictator?”
Then your Brain is like, “Oh gosh, that would never happen stooopid! This is fucking America!”
Well, my brain and maybe yours, if you had that same thought, were wwwwrong!
I would love it if all of you hoes tell your inner self to give you a fucking hug. You need to give yourself some extra love right now. That’s how we get through this.. with love as our intention. I’m giving you virtual love and hugs right now (except for Cory and Ian- fuck you evil bitches). All you other homos… I just honked your cock and jiggled your balls. I love you.
Why am I playing with your balls? And why did I want you to give yourself a hug? Well …beeecause we literally have a dick-tator right now stealing OUR Constitutional Rights out from under us(a); at least he’s trying to be one. And from my perspective, it looks like he is a dick-tator already. He’s doing all the things a dick-tator does- including hurting innocent citizens. Some might disagree and want to argue the point that he hasn’t reached that threshold yet, but it’s a moot point.
If I were to shake one of those Magic 8 Balls and say, “Hey Magic 8 Ball is he was a dick-tator? It’d say, “All roads lead to yes.” Or if it’s a gay Magic 8 Ball it’d say, “Like duh bitch.” Meaning that he’s being a dick-tator right now! We don’t have to wait any longer, he’s done it. He’s a dick-taor. He is acting, responding, lying, cheating, stealing, hurting, and attacking innocent Americans for practicing their constitutional rights. What’s your threshold of the definition?
This is cooooorazy! I never would have thought I’d wake up and America’s freedoms (yours and mine and they and theirs) would be gone *insert Alyssa Edwards’ lip smack here* And now we have fucking dick-tator! That’s sooo coorazy.
What do you do with that information? How do you respond, if at all? I mean other than giving yourself some extra fucking love right now. Because you deserve it! Pour yourself a glass of wine or whatever you fancy bitches drink out here, and enjoy this peaceful moment because we many not be afforded many more (at least not like this).
So, enjoy the moment, be mindful and I guess demure if you must, and tell yourself you are doing the best you can with the cards you’ve been dealt. Some of us(a) don’t even know how to play this card game! I just want to reassure you… that You are capable. You are good. You are deserving. You are kind. You are loved.
Well, I just wanted to acknowledge that dick-tator shit real quick, but I cunt leave without a Jesusy message from this happy Christian cock sucking homosexual. I swear, any chance to do extra credit for Him, I’m in. As I was listening to the Bible on audio yesterday a specific sentence stood out to me. Yes, I listen to it cause I’m a nerd for them abs. It was Jesus’s words, “In fact, unless that time for calamity is shortened, not a single person will survive.” Matthew 24 ish.
I know many of you don’t believe in Him and that’s okay. Shit, you’ve been Bible bashed and told God hates you all of our lives. But I know that’s a lie. And if I’m wrong about all of this and there is no God, what am I out of? Well my faith hurts no one else and it has made me a better person. So, what am I out of if I’m wrong? Nothing, but I’ve gained so much and survived some terrible things that I may not have, without it. So, I’m not out anything. I’ve said it in previous posts about casting out some evil stuff with the name of Jesus and some Holy water. If I’m wrong, and that still worked, my faith didn’t hurt anyone and I benefited cause it worked.
So for me, I’d rather take the chance at being right than being wrong and believe those bitches that God hates people like us(a). You are deserving of so much. No matter what this dick-tator does, we have to keep hope and faith alive.
What does all this mean? What are we supposed to do? I can tell you that I’m sure the heck scared but love my country. I’ve also got a crappy back and can’t even make plans to Disneyland without taking into account that I may have a bad back day on that day and will have to back out. It sucks to live this way. I am looking forward to more permanent solutions, like a discectomy. And I hope our country survives this so I can have that surgery and know what it’s like to live without that annoying and sometimes crippling back pain. I can’t even march anywhere, except to the weed store 🙁
And as a chunky Utah Mexican American I love a good tator. Baked pa-tator, tator tots, mashed pa-tators, but I don’t so much have a craving for a dick-tator. I like the taste of dick and tators but I don’t like them together. They ain’t no Reece’s Peanut Buttercups.
Do you think its weird if I Instacart myself some tator-tots? Weed. I tell ya, it sure does make me want some tator-tots, but never a dick-tator.
Smoke ‘Em If You Have ‘Em- To Freedom,
The Happy Homo
PS Be kind to yourself and your community members because we are all going to need that extra love right now.
PSS Ugh, just when things were getting good too. I finally got a referral for a back surgeon. I am doing the best I’ve ever done in my career. I’m in this wonderful fucking gay as fuck town and loving it. I hope this thrive doesn’t go away ☹ Is anyone going to save America?
PSSS I love you.
PSSSS
