Do you hate this season as much as I do? No, not the sweaty, booty shorts, 100+ degree summertime season. I fucking love the summer, the heat, less traffic and the pool parties. I’m talking about the attack on our people, the Queer community (LGBTQ+) every election cycle. The oppressive right wing raises their voices to spew their hatred and demonstrate extreme hypocrisy no Lort God (say it like Madea) I know would approve of. It’s weird to me to unite people (republicans) by their shared hate of our community.
Yes, we are in an election cycle bitches, so I’m talking to all of you because it affects all of us. We all need to make sure you are registered to vote. And while you are at it, make sure that your friends and family are registered to vote (if they are voting Blue). Just because we are “safe” in Palm Springs doesn’t mean that we don’t need to take action for our community members across the country. And we have a winnable congressional race coming up. Pay attention beeeoches!
Are you surprised that I would know that the Lort God hates a mother fuckin hypocrite? Well, this little homo did read the Bible, and some of it, a lot of it was super boring. But I do remember some parts of the book, like She (God) hates hypocrites and oppression. Also shrimp, hoofed animals, and bleeding vaginas are all supposed to be gross. I agree on some of those things. Mmmmm… makes me want a cheeseburger topped with shrimp real bad. So you toxic hateful oppressive republicans why don’t you go ahead and cast your bigoted stones at each other? And leave us the fuck alone already.
I was just watching a commercial for Ron Desantis (Ron Duh’satan). His wife was in the commercial for him, “Mamas for Duh’satan”. She says, “When you come after our kids, we fight back.” Well bitch so do we. And hunnnknee, no one is attacking the children of America, we are the children of America. We are speaking up to protect the children from the hate you are spewing. You dumb bitch queer kids are children of America. You are the ones going after them.
They think that queer people asking to be treated with dignity and respect is a bad thing. They are truly against love and acceptance for our people. They stand for oppression, hatred and discrimination. Like, that shit is real. I’d love to say, “Lort, forgive them for they don’t know what they do.” But nah bitches I don’t get to say that here because they know/knew exactly what they were doing and saying and how it would hurt people like you and me, all across America.
I have to admit at first glimpse the Duh’satans don’t look like bad people. They are both very decent looking, with that Ron Duh’satan on heavy side, a thickums. Yes, bitch I called you fat. But even if they don’t look like bad people – they are. They are hateful people choosing to use you and me as an oppressive election tool. So, no matter what that jelly filled donut looks like on the outside- it’s gross filled on the inside. That’s one of my own personal life’s rules, if you ugly and gross on the inside we never have to be friends and you definitely will not receive a vote from me.
You know what else that Bible talked about besides Love? And the dislike of hypocrites? OPPRESSION- they totes hated it throughout the dang boring read! They hated in a “Z formation” baaatach! And we have these people like Duh’satan always trying to oppress us, hurt us, make things harder for us and push us down. Don’t say gay? How about I say- fuck you! They kill kid’s spirits with their hate and bigotry and for some of our babies that leads to suicide. They know exactly what they are doing.
The Duh’satans along with traitor trump can burn in hell for all I care. Because the truth is traitor trump is pure evil and was going to meet them there anyhow. And to think of all those people going after a false prophet and using the Lort’s name in vain. Tisk’ tisk’ oppressive republicans- TISK! And when they believe in hate and it’s easier for them to follow and support an evil person. A fat fals god. T-I-S-K!
No thanks, “Hey Devil, get behind me.” (Just like Mrs. CeCe Winans sang. Evil bitches.- behind me! Under my feet!)
Side note, I don’t know if you guys watch “Ancient Aliens” or “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch”, but we are not alone in this universe or even on this planet. I love watching these shows, especially after eating a gummy. It makes me think, maybe they (aliens or the more advanced humans) have figured it all out and are a more loving species? It gives me hope cause some of these fucking humans suck down here. I sure hope they aren’t as hateful as republicans. I truly hope they are filled with love. I’d eat that donut.
Shit, I think what are they going to think about us and all of our wars we are fighting with each other? I wonder if they’ve thought, “Is this really the best the Republicans have to offer?” Duh’satan and traitor trump or people trying to emulate them and their hate and greed driven desires, gross.
How we live in this life matters. How we treat others matters. Living as your authentic self-matters. YOU matter so much that you deserve protection from discrimination and hate. You deserve equality- WE DESERVE EQUALITY. Women deserve the right to decide what to do with their bodies. TISK! Tisk!
Well, what I know from watching those shows stoned is they are so much smarter and advanced than we are. Let’s say they’ve been waiting centuries to see if mankind can ever figure out our shit and get a long with each other, or at least leave each other alone. What if we are the great experiment? No, not America, but that too really. We will see if that is a failed experiment this election cycle.
What I’m talking about is humans being the experiment as the inhabitants of this beautiful planet. What if they’ve given us all this time to see if we can get along with each other and we can’t even do that. If, no I mean to say when. if ever they do reveal themselves, I doubt it will be too hateful humans fighting and oppressing each other.
I know if I were a gay alien I’d be like (bobbing head), “Nope, not going to show myself to yet to those hateful humans. They don’t even like their own species. How are they going to treat us?” Nah, I’d wait too. Hey Mr/Ms Aliens if you are out there, not all of us are hate filled. Some of us just want peace and love.
So, are we fucked? Is America fucked? Is the planet fucked? Can we do something about it? Is it too late to do something about it? I’m not sure but I think the answer is Love. But sometimes it’s so hard to love some people. I aint got no love for oppressive, hate driven bullies. On yet another side note, my DAP bully is back at it. TISK! TISK! (more to come on that story.)
Let Us Live Long and Prosper in Equality,
The Happy Homo
PS traitor trump, In the name of Jesus go ahead and be gone! Devil get behind me. (More CeCe Winans)
PSS I’m not a fan of hypocrites either unless I’m the one being the hypocrite. Stay away from poppers, especially the no name white label ones, LOL. They are bad for you.
PSSS I bet the various aliens that are watching us, won’t trust us. We can’t even trust some of us.
PSSSS There are a lot of people out in the world who don’t want homos to be happy. Sometimes it’s our fellow homos. Yea, my DAP bully is back. I finally put myself out there on my bday weekend on a hook up app and he was there to continue his bullying, this time at my home. I was so dumb. More to come on this story. Hey Ian- I’m not sure why the fuck you are obsessed with trying to hurt me, but a person can only be bullied so long until they strike back.
PSx5 Holy shit it’s mother fucking hot out there.
PSx6 My bully’s back and he’s gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my bully’s back)
You see me comin’ better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my bully’s back)
You been spreading lies that are untrue
(Hey-la-day-la my DAP bully’s back)
So look out now ’cause he’s comin’ after you.
(Hey-la-day-la my DAP bully’s back)
PSx7 Its so weird to have someone I don’t know have so much hate for me that they want to continue to fuck with me. Who am I kidding? I dealt with that shit in Utah. That’s why I came here… I didn’t think I’d find a nemesis so fast. Especially someone I don’t really know or care about.
PSx8 My apologies to get all bibley on a post. I know that it has been used to beat our community members up for so long. I just wanted to talk about the hypocrisy of the religious wing nuts.
PSx9 Last time I ever try to get some bday dick online. I’m never using a hookup app again. Thanks you stupid DAP bully bitch. *middle finger*
PSx10 I also watched x-VP Pence on CNN. He was talking about Putin being a threat to freedom here in America. What about the republicans and the stacked Supreme Court being a threat to our freedoms? Talk about that oppression or how you allowed traitor trump to annihilate and walk all over our Constitution. Tisk bitch- TISKKK!
PSx11 I love Ancient Aliens and Skinwalker Ranch. Them white folks be messin with that ranch and putting fire, electricity and shooting rockets into that space. I’m glad not to see a black person there because as every horror movie ever filmed goes, they would be the first ones to get got! LOL But Aliens and Palm Springs bitches, I come in peace.
