OMG, fine I admit it, I nerd out sometimes. I love PBS, news crap, and everything about Aliens. I have to think there is intelligent, loving and accepting life out there… maybe just not here on Planet Earth. Maybe I’m just a California dreamer? Maybe it’s just wishful thinking? Or maybe I’m hoping they come to our aid with global warming cause even California got the plastic bags wrong! (Did you see that on the news?) Look, I don’t want to burn up bitches. But alas, I alone cannot save the planet. YOU bitches gotta do your part too and stop pushing it off to the next generation. We wouldn’t be in this mess if they had dealt with it long ago. But profits over everything…. Over our planet? Ew.
That wasn’t at all what I was going talk about, but you should know by now I get sidetracked. ADD is real and unlike my x- whore- friend Cindy who says she has ADD just to get the amphetamines, which make her means! Amphetameans (amphetamines) makes ya means bitch, but I do have it- ADD I mean. Not amphetamines. No amphetamines for me.. cause they make me a mean whore and I don’t want to be a mean whore anymore. I’d rather be a kind one. Wanna give the bussy out.
So, I’m nerding out watching channel 1 on Spectrum over the weekend. What? Don’t tell me you never got sucked into their news stories? They always have some relevant shit on there. This time it was about these two average looking white dudes. One of them was an out of work comedian, which the host pointed out that he actually had time to participate in this project. Raaaude!
Oh backstory, the two of them were being interviewed by LA Times. They were so excited about walking around the City of Angels by choice they were bragging about it. Which I understand, every time I do a push up or walk to the fridge, I want to shout at the top of my lung’s capacity, “FUUUUUCK YAAAS! I did it!” You know- like a “bitch and boss that shines like gloss” kinda way. So, as I watched the segment, I found myself chuckling. This may sound racist, but it’s not and I would like to preface this with I would likely sleep with both of those nerds. I love nerds but these nerds seemed highly entitled.
They were seeking sponsorships from places like Nike, to do what so many single mothers do all the time, across America- WALK. Like in Utah, I know minority mothers who do this all the time. Mmmmm, yeah WALK. And the single mothers that take the walk, well they don’t get sponsors. These white guys do it by choice and want a medal. Whether it was the white entitlement or male chauvinism at the kindest non-threatening level, its still reeks of white middle to upper-middle class America. How about you ask for donations or a sponsorship for a woman’s shelter? Get them some Nike shoes and then maybe I’ll follow you.
That takes me to my next topic… yes ma’am ADD also spells add so we going to add/ADD this to the mix.
What is wrong with the sidewalk Mexican vendors? Does the sight of them hurt Quaren’s eyes? Seriously, What’s with the continued harassment of these vendors? I’ve been here over a year and they are constantly, unequivocally the target of someone’s disdain.
The intention is clear you don’t want them there, but why? In an article from the Desert Sun, “after receiving complaints from some residents and business owners about what they said were issues with the vendors, including that they had blocked access to businesses.”
Why wouldn’t you ticket the vendors who are creating the issues instead of going after everyone? Is it the one bean you get the whole burrito analogy, cause don’t think that applies here. Oh, and I think they sell tacos.
I personally don’t like the idea of eating taco from a street vendor but that’s just me. Just cause I don’t want one doesn’t mean you should take them away from everyone else.
Today, I went to lunch with Rhonda Rae. She got on my nerves today…. OOOO she got on my nerves. But he choose a Mexican restaurant, “Asadero Los Corrales.” We walked in and it was fileld with all Mexicans. I said, “Ooo, this must be a good place. Brown people don’t come out like this unless its authentic.” It was fucking delicious. My Mommy’s rice is better but the beans and tortillas were an even match. After seeing that he was the only white person in there, after seeing their sign and saying, “They have seafood”, changed his mind. “I don’t think we should get seafood from a place like this.” Now don’t get hard or down on Rhonda Rae. She’s been raised that way and it takes some unlearning and a willingness to unlearn those types of stereotypes.
So what did I do? I ordered the stuffed seafood peppers, which were biddy biddy bomb bomb- yum.
Had we been in an all white establishment, would he have said the same? Or is it okay when your servers or cooks are brown like me? Is it a form of class warfare?
Prefer them out of sight/site? Cause that’s what I’m getting from this whole pick on the Mexican cart people. Raaaaude.
They deserve our support (well not mine cause I don’t want to eat from a taco cart). Is it their poverty and race that makes white rich Palm Springs uncomfortable? Maybe it is and maybe it’s not. But it sure quacks like a mother fuckin duck and sounds pretty racist to me, but hey I just got here over a year ago. 🤷🏽♂️
And is it really that big of a deal? Do you think they’d be selling shit in the desert heat if it wasn’t better than what they had before? Where are the solutions? Instead of the ordinances pushing them further and further away from people, people who want mother fuckin tacos. (again not me)
Literally, seen so many news stories since I arrived about the carts. Leave them alone already. Punish the ones who are bad. We are not all drug addicts and rapists as some x-presidents said. I see no consideration for their culture, the history of California being part of Mexico or their (our) people.
And who are the generals leading this crusade? Are they rich and white? Who was here first… you or them? I know it wasn’t me cause like I said, “I just got here a little over a year ago.” But I have been brown and gay my whole life and can spot a racist or discriminatory action from miles away. I’ve seen it for 46 years now. I’m just surprised to see it here and so out in the open.
And to the people who don’t mind seeing them have a taco for me.
Hungry for Love, Tacos, Equality, and Peace,
The Happy Homo
PS Ever wonder what would happen to your dog if you died at home and no one found you for a week or two? I think my dog Genni Lou would eat me. Sometimes she licks my leg like I’m a street taco. She likes street tacos. Don’t take them away from Genni Lou. Access.
PSS Genni Lou and her “kisses” start to make me question, “Geesh, I must taste good.”
PSSS Ew to that “Do you know who I am” bitch. Yes, Ms. Lauren Boebert we do know who you are. You are the hateful bitch who hates everything that’s not white Christian. Now we will add that you are the pervert that gets felt up at a kid’s movie. Gross
PSSSS Fine, confessions of a movie theater. I once got “Boeberted” in a movie theater called, Brewvies” but it was a 21+ adult drinking movie theater. But we had the courtesy to sit in the very last row as we made out. And making out and getting felt up at a theater isn’t bad, unless you are a hypocrite about it and try to pass legislation to criminalize people who are different than you are or limit the rights of other women.
PSx5 See I can confess to being Boberted in a theater once. Don’t ask me what I did at the Tool Shed, on Arenas, or at the Barracks. LOL cause that’s a totally different theater. I do admit to this as well, cause I’m not sure if I have yet…. I wore a jock strap in a bar a few months ago. Never done that before and my heart was racing as I checked in my clothes. See Lauren Bobert- were not that different after all. I can be a movie whore too.
PSx6 So as that one x whore friend Cindy once called me sexually deprived or something like that, I wonder if its cause I refused his advances or because I’ve only worn a jockstrap in public once? Either way, it’s my way when it comes to my sexual exploration. Not his… not yours. Unless I agree that it is. In the words of Bill Clinton, “I did not have sexual relations…” with that prostitute. And if I was Monica L., I totally would have let Bill nut on my blue dress too (but not that x-whore friend Cindy).
PSx7 My x-whore friend Cindy doesn’t recycle either. She lies and doesn’t recycle. Ew.
PSx8 Here is the article in the Desert Sun, “Long a staple of Southern California, vendors offering tacos, fruit and other items have become increasingly common in Palm Springs. In recent years, the state has passed its own regulations that provide certain protections for the right of sidewalk vendors to operate in the state, although those rules allow cities to implement their own added regulations so long as they comply with the state law.” https://www.desertsun.com/story/news/local/palm-springs/2023/09/15/palm-springs-passes-new-rules-for-street-vendors/70860533007/
