Category: Stories
Reintroduction vs Save US(A) Tonight
I’m stoned, post work out rocking out to JLo’s new song, “Save Me Tonight.” I am feeling...
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Test Test Testosterone
(Naughty Content- so if you offend easy- don’t read. Guy problems.) 5-year-old me is playing...
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Dollar Tree Daddy vs A Love Letter to a Complicated Friendship Ending
Some people have a Sugar Daddy. Some, if they’re slightly less blessed, end up with a Splenda...
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A Mirror for My Fellow Christians vs YOU’RE GOING TO HELL BITCH
Growing up as a gay Mexican American Catholic in Utah gave me one very particular skill: knowing...
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BAD BUNNY – FUCK YAAAAS!
The day Bad Bunny ruled the world just happened to be Super Bowl Sunday. Inside that stadium, the...
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Letter to 83-Year-Old-Me
Dear You/Me/Myself and I, Today is February 1, 2026, and the world is a freakin mess...
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Steam Me Up Scotty
This morning, I woke up and the first thought that popped into my mind, yet again, was fuck donald...
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Gay Things vs Cruising Fail vs Clumsy Cruiser
This morning, I woke up and the first thought that popped into my mind was fuck Donald Trump! Fuck...
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What Would You Like to Order?
Sometimes I feel like we as Americans are so used to having people do everything for us(a) that it...
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2026 vs New Years w/ Jennifer Lopez vs JLo Vegas -YAAAAAASSS! vs A Gay Ol Time!
Well, I waited and waited and waited for tonight and it was beyond worth waiting for. I just...
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Tis That Time of Year vs “Waiting for Tonight” for the Longest Time vs Happy New Year
Tis that time of the year again… yup, “New Year’s Resolution” time. But I realize that I no...
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Merry Christ-Mas vs Cancelled In Real Time
The holi-gays are upon us(a) once again. Bah-humbug to Christmas this year for so many reasons....
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