Category: Stories
Skywalker vs David’s D vs Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Man, oh man do I feel super weird, blobby, tiny and insignificant these days. Like my body is...
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July 6, 2025 vs 7/7/77
Hey gaaaay, hey! So tomorrow I will turn 48 years old. Before I get into it…did you know that...
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Gettin to Know Ya vs Congrats vs Malakai Strong
Howdy to you my fellow Palmspringsians (to include the surrounding cities-duh.) So this new...
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That Bitch B Crazy
HEY SIS or CIS, yes you! I just wanted to check in with you so that you don’t feel like you...
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I FN HATE YOU!
I fucking hate you!...
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Disappointed
I’m so disappointed today. But today’s disappointment is brought to you by the letters M and...
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To Whom It May Concern vs 3 Year Anniversary
To Whom It May Concern, It has been almost 3 years since I first drove down that long stretch of...
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What a Pain!
So, I may have mentioned before that I suffer from chronic lower back pain. That is in addition to...
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I Love Carbs vs I’ll Eat His Bread vs Happy Easter vs Happy 4/20
Hey homos two super important holidays are coming up! YAAAAS, I’m refereeing to Easter and 4/20;...
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A Baked Pa-Tator
Yup, I smoked a little bit of weed and feel like I’m a baked pa-tator and I was thinking….LIKE...
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Normal American Fear
Hey bitches, heeeeey! So, what a weird time to be alive and to be an American. All this...
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