Category: Stories
I FN HATE YOU!
I fucking hate you!...
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Disappointed
I’m so disappointed today. But today’s disappointment is brought to you by the letters M and...
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To Whom It May Concern vs 3 Year Anniversary
To Whom It May Concern, It has been almost 3 years since I first drove down that long stretch of...
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What a Pain!
So, I may have mentioned before that I suffer from chronic lower back pain. That is in addition to...
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I Love Carbs vs I’ll Eat His Bread vs Happy Easter vs Happy 4/20
Hey homos two super important holidays are coming up! YAAAAS, I’m refereeing to Easter and 4/20;...
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A Baked Pa-Tator
Yup, I smoked a little bit of weed and feel like I’m a baked pa-tator and I was thinking….LIKE...
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Normal American Fear
Hey bitches, heeeeey! So, what a weird time to be alive and to be an American. All this...
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Thrivalicious vs Cuntflicted
Knock Knock...
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First My Trims, Now This
I ran into a couple of older daddies that live in the neighborhood earlier today. I met them a...
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Scurry When Its Scurrrry? vs Death by 1,000 Cuts
So, bitches… I don’t know about you, but I’m scurrrred about America’s future. Let’s take it a...
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