Category: Stories
A Baked Pa-Tator
Yup, I smoked a little bit of weed and feel like I’m a baked pa-tator and I was thinking….LIKE...
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Normal American Fear
Hey bitches, heeeeey! So, what a weird time to be alive and to be an American. All this...
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Thrivalicious vs Cuntflicted
Knock Knock...
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First My Trims, Now This
I ran into a couple of older daddies that live in the neighborhood earlier today. I met them a...
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Scurry When Its Scurrrry? vs Death by 1,000 Cuts
So, bitches… I don’t know about you, but I’m scurrrred about America’s future. Let’s take it a...
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Babylon Has Fallen
Every motha’ fucking day that congress and our citizens allow those vile pieces of shit to...
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Ewe, Not My King
Heeeeey gays hey… as a mental health provider I wanted to ask you a question… Have you ever...
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Suck a Dick vs Is it Just Strep?
Have you ever been thought bubbling to yourself and bubbled, “Uh-oh, did I suck the wrong dick...
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Sunday Messages That Last vs First the Trims Now This
Oh my, what a very broad spectrum of emotional vibrations sprinted throughout my body last Sunday...
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Why is No One Reeeeeaddddy?
Everything that we are seeing and possibly doing or not doing right the fuck now is going to be...
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What the Fuck- WTF
So, I heard that ICE is here, and bitches I’m not talking about the kind you put in your booze....
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