Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeee! Fucking EEEEEEEE! Gay man mother tuckin squeal.  I’m so happy to see that America is actually…really…no cruel joke happening at this moment, for realizes going to put aside any racial differences and misogynistic undertones to ensure Felon 45 never takes office again. OMFG, YAAAASS! *Who put the ass in YAAASS? America did bitches! *APPLAUSE ROUND OF APPLAUSE*   America I’ll hike up my booty shorts for you right now in this moment.  But don’t expect marriage right away, geesh.  I’m saving myself for Luke Berry Kind.

Can you actually believe Republicans are currently throwing anything and everything they can against her at the wall. and nothing is sticking!  BWAHAHAAHAHAHA! She’s an actual good person and they aren’t able to make anything stick, oh that’s rich.  And it makes it only so much sweeter that she is a woman and a black one (really biracial) at that!  And the cherry on a delicious demanding top is me, I’m your cherry mister top Sir! LOL, jk it’s the weed talking *stop looking at me* *but also look at me*.  

Look she’s a smart likeable woman with credentials.  BWAHAHAAHAHAHA! *side eye* (Their campaign had me sold at “smart”)

This is one of, if not the most beautiful historic moment of my life, so far. Either that or it’s just good weed and I don’t think it’s the weed. And I, like you have witnessed some beautiful historic moments in my lifetime, like gay marriage or Obama, or Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor.

Marriage equality was a great moment for all of us, and I watched it happen in real time with most of you. God, that was beautiful. Yea, I thought I’d be gay married by now – but eh it hasn’t been my priority ever. Surviving has really taken precedence. Maybe marriage is not for me, who knows? Time will tell.

Besides,  I don’t just see me married to just anyone either. I’m not supporting anyone who doesn’t have a jobby job so there goes a bunch of you homos. You see how particular I am about what goes in … I mean on me, I get my shoes from Sketchers.  Because they are comfortable as fuck, and they only go on my feet. And that has to be comfortable for my whole life.  

Both of those beautiful historic moments are beyond amazing and I won’t forget either one. But this fully embracing Kamala moment is what I needed, and the hug America fucking needed right now.   This is good for all Americans and not just our community. I can see past my own nose, can you? This saves democracy. Whew, I was worried for a hot sweaty titty Palm Springs minute.  

Things that also run through my stoner brain are … well are we heading into another race war? Does racism really have to be silenced again? But now my thoughts on that have changed too. I really don’t think that is going to happen overall, anymore. If anything, they will try something and we, the majority of America, and the military will be prepared to smack them and racism down once and for all. 

Now we also acknowledge, we have to pay attention to what we see with our own eyes- to make sure it’s real. Just cause it’s on tv doesn’t make it real. How do we ensure we aren’t watching some computer AI generated mumbo jumbo debate and not the real one? We need to make sure we are watching it from a reputable station- which isn’t FOX news. Even if it’s not on ABC, they better not do it on FOX.  I don’t trust that “entertainment” faux Fox mews station to not skew, lie, or alter what really happens that night or any other night. I wouldn’t even put it past them to air an entire AI generated fake debate.

I think we also have to be cautious and observant of our surroundings.  If anything looks off, notify law enforcement. One of the first things they may challenge is our sense of security and safety, so be careful and look out for one another out there.  And I truly believe the majority of cops will NOT shoot you in the face if you rebuke them in the name of Jesus.  Sonya Massey, may you rest in peace. Say her name. Sonya Massey.   

I Rebuke Evil in the Name of Jesus (It’s Just Coffee),

The Very Happy Homo

PS I was too excited to wait another day before posting about Kamala.  What a freakin relief.  Whew.  Even if she picked a shitty VP – she will win.  She’s running as herself now and America loves it. 

PSS  Over $100+ million raised in the first few days of the campaign.  I hope this happy- happy, joy- joy moment lasts all the way through the finish line and her next presidential (reelection) campaign.  

PSSS What a sigh of relief… a woman president. Whew.