First My Trims, Now This

I ran into a couple of older daddies that live in the neighborhood earlier today. I met them a while ago in passing and we hadn’t reconnected since.  Well, I was walking my beautiful bratty baby around the neighborhood, when they came over to say, “Hi, we thought you moved cause we haven’t seen ya!”  During this (another) brief interaction we made plans to meet at our community pool for a planned social the following Friday.

I thought bubbled, “YAAAAS, POOL TIME!”  and “YAAAS Daddies.”

There’s not too much shame in me about gaining a few extra pounds over the last year- tis just a fun fact.  Also, another (possibly fun) fact is I had to go up a swimsuit size.   I went from a two piece to a one piece. Jk, hoes, just kiddin. I went from a tight as fuck one (that was cutting off circulation because of my thickum thighs) to a swimsuit that actually fits. Yup, a medium fits all my extra ass.   *SIGH* *I love breads*

Clearly, I don’t possess too much shame about the subject cause I bought myself a cute slightly slutty little speedo and not some long- passed my knee- straight conservative man’s swim trunks.  It covers enough booty, junk, and most of my ever-growing bush. I haven’t trimmed in a minute. Some of ya’ll love that extra fur, but I like my own – on my own body-  nicely trimmed.  It certainly aint that right now~! Mmmm….hmmmm. 

First my trims, now this… 

It just hasn’t been a priority, and I can hear some of my clients now, “Practice what you preach bitch!”  “Self-care is important!” “Self-care is important!”  “Nag, nag, nag!”

I’ve been a bit busy, focused, and a little- no ALOT scared about America’s future. Well to be even more transparent, I’m concerned about the future of all the minorities that were born and raised here in America; not just my own. And I’m concerned about the whole fucking planet.

And Ya want to know why? Well bitches, I’m glad you waz wondering… cause I was just about to tell ya! 

It’s because I have mother fucking EMPATHY! And as a caring human being (and not a sociopath), I value it, and I value the lives of my fellow Americans/human beings.  That’s why I went into social work in the first place, because I give a shit about the plight of my fellow humans.

 (And hands down- our community gets the shitty or brunt of the dick, I mean stick every time. Across cultures- we get it the worst! WE the Queer Peeps, get all that hate our whole lives. We are even hated so much that some religions would make up a lie that we aren’t deserving of God’s love. That’s a fookin lie! And don’t you fookin believe them.)

 <I felt like fookin vs fucking was more appropriate since I was referencing God, ya know?>

I’m finding more and more weird shit out about myself as I get older, and really since I’ve had the slightest of opportunities to thrive and not just survive. Yup, I’m a weird homo(sexual/sapien) that likes and may even need to feel safe in order to get sexual with someone (i.e.- a boner).  And let’s face it America is not producing boner safety sensations right now.  It’s just scary and totes a boner killer!

I know some of ya’ll get turned on by the slight fear of anonymous dark alley sex. I see your bubbles…

 “Yummm…are they violent?”

 “Will I leave here with my life?

“I hope they don’t kill me and I hope I get off!” 

I just want to say- I am not one of those people and I value safety, securrrrity, and I deeply value boners. Some people might even get turned on by a rape fantasy… or being choked by a perfect stranger. Again, I am not one of those peeps. I like to feel safe and securrrr.

Despite what some of you may have heard, I’m a relatively good boy. I’m pretty and a decent, kind and loving human being. And as that kind of a person with EMPATHY- I just have to say SUPER LOUD SO THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF AMERICA HEAR-

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR COUNRY is FOOKING…no I mean FUCKING COOO-razy! This African immigrant with drug addictions seizing control of our government must stop! It doesn’t stop unless We the People (or WE the Queer Peeps) make it stop.

Let’s be clear…you still have the power! These are not good people – they are predators (talking about F-Elon and his evil minions). They will keep doing bad shit as long as We the People/WE the Queer Peeps, let them.

By the way, how long are we going to keep letting them do bad shit to us(a), to they/them, and to our planet?  Asking for a gay as fuck friend (and not one of those “normal gays” friend) because I PROUDLY HAVE EMPATHY!

So back to my thickums medium speedo story, I got dickstracked.  I’d purchased this speedo a week or two before I ran into them.  It was perfect timing. 

I put on my little speedo and packed a bag to head to the designated swimming pool for the swimming pool social.  In my bag were the gay-sentials, my new fluffy white towel and booze.  The other pool accoutrements were a gay as fuck fan, and chappie (for my big ever so drying lips).  As I was walking down there, I ran into another neighbor I hadn’t met and in our exchange of pleasantries, we found out we were going to the same place.   

I thought bubbled…

“Hmmm… I wonder if his swimsuit is… under his cargo shorts?”

“He’s a little overdressed for a pool social, isn’t he? I mean a collared/button up shirt?”

“Where’s his towel?”

We walked into the swimming pool social and quickly I noticed that no one else is in a fookin speedo.

My thought bubbles was poppin out of control. 

“Oh my gay ass, there are so many women here.”

“Oh my gay homosexual ass, no one is wearing a swimsuit.”

“Oh my gaaaay homosexual thickums ass hole, this isn’t a swimming pool social at all, it’s a social near a swimming pool.”

I sat down outside by the pool (cause I thought it was a fookin pool social) but twas wrong. There were too many clothes and too many women inside the club house for it to be a fookin pool party.

I pulled out my gay-sentials from the bag I packed earlier and took a big gulp of my booze bevy.  I stuck around for two drinks total, sorta Sharon Stoner’d a man that was looking at my junk, but I was too exhausted from working all week to even enjoy it. It turned out to be the best excuse to excuse myself and leave. I was tired and completely underdressed for this gathering. (I’m usually the one over dressed for Palm Springs pool parties. Not the other way around.)

I didn’t run into the two guys I was supposed to meat there, but maybe next time? I know I didn’t stick around long. But then again, maybe we won’t run into hard repeatedly after all… it just depends (or deep-ends) on if I feel safe with them or not. Maybe, we should do our own pool social without all the women? 

The last time I went to one of these socials was with that crazy corn nutty roommate I had a while back and we got in the pool. This was different.

Speaking of that creep….just as I expected Creepy Cory Burns sent me an email sorta talking about himself in the 3^rd person demanding that I remove my court report from the last blog post.  “This is my written request to have screenshots of my private, unauthorized conversations removed from the domain the happy homo blog immediately.” “Consent was not given by Mr. Burns”.  Well, he consented to harass me then, now and even in the future. Yes, the future… he sent me threatening emails months ago saying that I need to be careful with how successful or big I get because he will always be there to take me down when I least expect it.  That’s the only thing that bitch aint lied about!

Also notable, he doesn’t deny that he sent those messages or that they are his to me.

I responded to him, “No. This is my story and the truth. You think you can just victimize people and they have to stay silent. No! You fuck with people and some of us fuck back.” Then I closed with what I do every time he harasses me, “Don’t contact me ever again!” But then he always does.

Well, I wouldn’t expect anything less from him and that’s why I’m not removing it. Because he’s not good people. He’s a predator that preys on his own community members that he thinks are weak AND stupid. You should be on the lookout for him. Be careful, I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it.

Also, how much do you want to bet that Creepy Corns Cory has already blown through that Chicago roommate situation and he’s onto his next victim? (Chicago is where he allegedly moved to after he was kicked out from here and while allegedly living there he posted that didn’t believe he should have to pay for monthly utilities there).  Like gay gasp, so you have a big penis.  Who cares? You are an evil human person. That penis aint paying my bills.  And it certainly didn’t make me feel safe at all. In fact, he tried/tries everything to challenge my sense of safety at every turn.

So, nur…nurrr. Nur! I shant be taking down that blog post because it’s the truth and it happened to me. Also he’s probably onto his next victim right now and I bet that person is scared as fuck, feeling a sense of betrayal, and fears for their life having someone without empathy in their home.  He’s a shitty person that can lie about anything, and he’s in their home.  They should be scared. He’s got no conscience and gives 0 fucks about how he destroys, disrupts, and deviates someone’s sense of safety and will try to steal your home and savings given the opportunity.   I hope he never succeeds at that again.  

I’ve got a message for whomever is his next victim… YOU will make it through this! This is just a moment in time. You are strong enough to get through this. Don’t give up! Just document everything, take pictures and record everything, and even when you think it’s not worth documenting- document it! Then save it in multiple spots, cause he’s sneaky af! Don’t let him scare you into taking control over your whole house. You needs to fuck back. (In fact, America needs to fuck back right now if we want to save our country from a foreign takeover.)

He’s a liar and will say anything to get ahead, kind of like those republicans serving the traitor in chief.  They will do anything for a dollar and if they get to hurt someone in the process, even better. They have no empathy- its gross.

So, my word of advice is to keep track of what he says, keep track of all the text messages and any home recordings.  Which leads me to my next piece of advice, be very careful what you text him, because he will try to use it against you in the future. He will twist it, chop it up to make it sound like something other than your true intentions and he will try to extort you for money.  BE CAREFUL!!!!    (Our leadership is a bunch of corrupt liars. They are sociopathic- so is he.  They don’t care about anyone but themselves. So many sociopathic similarities.)

Looksie, I love America.  And God I love our community. If warning you guys about someone who takes advantage of our people, who is a big bully (to our people), and tries to scare you into silence (so he can keep hurting our people), and this makes you not like me, then so be it.  I’m okay with that.  And if you are so concerned then why don’t you let him rent a room from you? (I thought so.)

(Am I talking about trump or Creepy Cory? Who even knows?)

In Love with Empathy,

The Happy Homo

PS I wonder what the ratio of black Americas getting their social security benefits terminated compared to our white American counterparts.   Do you think they are targeting  elderly black American citizens more?  (They are scrubbing black American heroes and Veterans from history, don’t you think they are capable of that? I do.)

PSS  “This is your last chance to impress ME (A-ME-rica) and save yourself (and the poor, all minorities, and the elderly) from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync (fight, run for office, demand change in any way needed) for your life. Good luck and don’t fuck it up.” (Our lives literally depend on it.)

PSSS   So that little demon vance and F-Elon are criticizing each other? I wonder if this is all a front and F-Elon is really going to be buying him out. Then Vance will step down as VP, making a spot for F-Elon to move into it.  Buying him out or having him off’d? Who knows… It’s all so creepy!  Then I can see traitor trump making an executive order bypassing congress stating that immigrants from Africa can hold office. Then after F-Elon buys that position he  would then off traitor trump and become president himself. These are all wild thoughts I have going on right now…and they are all possible because congress has failed us(a). The safe guards have failed and Russia and F-Elon are taking over our government unless we stop them.

Then I would envision in all the craziness from real Americans freaking the fuck out about F-Elon stealing our country and officially the presidency, that bitch putin will come to F-Elon’s rescue to protect him from us(a). Then they will use our own armed forces against our own citizens, and then they will murder us(a).  It would be too late, and we would have been taken over by hostile forces. We would then have lost America. Russia and F-Elon would control all of our military systems.  These incompetent people in power right now are playing into their hands, and none of them have America’s best interest in mind. This is a eugenics project, and a hostile take over of our country. American citizens don’t survive.

PSSSS  OMG, first the trims and now this.. now they send war plans through text messages and accidentally include a news reporter?  I bet this was planned.  I bet they did that on purpose because they didn’t think that reporter would go public with the info. Then this administration could have later used that lack of reporting/information against that reporter to blackmail him into writing a fake as fuck story. And he’d do it because he was threatened to be exposed and threatened with prison time if he didn’t comply.

I bet there’s a whole bunch of other high profile Americans out there they are doing this too – on purpose. They are playing the long game here.  While we get distracted with the short game, and spineless democrats like Chuck Schumer calmly and quietly talk about how they hurt the country, the Russian assets are making plans to extort people in the future.  If you are one of those people- go public now and make sure they never have anything to blackmail you with. American lives depend on your honesty!  If America ends up winning- you may just get in trouble if you don’t report it.  Do the right thing now and save America!

PSX5 You didn’t think I’d let you off without getting a little Jesusy on ya, did ya? Just in case it really is Revelation time (and i think it tis) I want to do a little extra credit (cause all those things in that chapter sure are adding the fuck up). Extra credit for Jesus- SOOO Gay!

I found a prayer book that I got from my little homosexual church back in 1999 (they are also accepting of heterosexuals too). That church was truly a loving and accepting church; just like Christians are supposed to be. 

It’s a book of prayers titled, “Prayers for Healing and Strength” by Rev. Anthony A. Petrusic

And here is one of its prayers/stories I wanted to share.

Don’t Quit

When things go wrong

                As they sometimes will,

When the road you are trudging

                Seems all uphill,

When the funds are low

                And the debts are high

And you want to smile,

                But you have to sign,

When care is pressing

                You down a bit,

Rest if you must,

                But don’t you quit.

Life is strange with its

                Twists and turns,

As everyone of us

                Sometimes learns,

And many a failure turns about

When we might have won

                Had we stuck it out.

Don’t give up

                Through the pace seems slow,

You may succeed

                With another blow.

Success is failure

                Turned inside out—

The silver tint

                Of the clouds of doubt.

You never can tell

                How close you are,

It may be near

                When it seems so far;

So stick to the fight

                When you’re hardest hit—

It’s when things seem worst

                That you must not quit.

PSX6  And here’s another one from it’s contents, an oldy and a goody (just like so many of you)

The Serenity Prayer

Lord grant me the serenity

to accept the things

I cannot change,

The courage to change

the things I can,

And the wisdom

to know the difference.

(Gay’d up-  And the POWER, Your Grace, and protection to make it happen.)

PSX7  Remember you don’t have to have anyone’s permission to talk to God, Jesus, or the Powers that be.  Fuck …. I mean fook those people who told you that you don’t deserve to have that conversation. Foook them!  Cause YA do Blanche, YA do!

PSX8 Bullies are so gross. If you are cruel for fun… that’s gross.  Our community members go through enough in our lifetimes- we don’t need it from our own too. And we definitely don’t need it from those “normal gays”.  The rest of us(a) non-normal or waaaay too gay (Gay ++) individuals deserve to exist too. You are loved, you deserve happiness, and you deserve a chance to thrive.   BTG (by the gay), First Arrietty turns out to be cruel and evil and now America’s war secrets are being sent through text messages? What next? God save us(a).

PSX8 I made a big payment on my Amazon credit card. I want to be extra cautious about how I spend my hard-earned extra gay a$$ Mexican American dollars. Look what happened last time when we put money in the pockets of those rich crazy oligarchs without foresight or thought! They fucked us(a) and now we might not get the chance to live our American Dream, much less have an America to grow old in. We might lose out on our future because of their greed. I’m gong to be more conscious about where I spend my gay dollars and it won’t be at any place that says they are the “normal gays” and the rest of us(a) are not.

I am going to try super hard not support things or people that support people who would kill my communities, kill Jews, Muslims, and other minorities, harm old people, and/or take food out of the mouths of children just to add a zero to their already greedy bank accounts. I can’t in good conscious continue to spend my gay dollars on Amazon; not even for a JLo movie.  And ya’ll know how much I love me some JLo. Almost done paying that card off, almost!