The winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race this past week is drum roll please………
(insert drum roll sound) Ruples herself. She came out, said, “Whose hoooongry. Do you like hot sauce?” Then she threw her hot golden cowgirl pussy (that was completely up in flames) up in the air, and it came down like golden rays of sunshine. Those rays of sunshine then hit me right in my cute Mexican mother tuckin face; which is fine cause I was eatin up that yummy snatch anyhow. Slop… slop…finger flickin good. And I don’t even like to eat pussy, but she made me.
She subliminally told these damn kids, “I may be 63 years old, but I’ll still spank yo’ ass!” And the only thing that I got twisted was my tongue all over my fingers as I was licking every last finger flickin drop of that performance. YUMMMM!
In sadder news, Down the Drain Jane or Cry Baby Jane (not sure which one I like more) did not get sent home this week. Sad face.. tears… ☹ Our hooker shoe clackity clackin favorite this season, Mirage Amuro went home. I’ve loved seeing an Indigenous/Mexican queen turning it out this season for the world to see. I look forward to seeing what’s in the “Swiffer of Las Vegas’” future, can’t wait to be gagged by her yummy puss puss. She’s got it… its just a little green for the national exposure (I think anyone would be). But bitch turn that green into dollar bills and leave your snail trail dripping pussy all over the country. I’d give her a dollar if I have one. 😊 (Morphine- I gave her a dollar – line LOL)
In other news, that disgusting American traitor and insurrectionist is finally being held accountable for his actions and his words. FUCK YAAAAAAS!!!!! I think the country and the world owe E. Jean Carroll a big fucking THANK YOU! I hope you get them $83 million because you deserve it. Someone needs to start an online thank you card. 😉
My friend Rhonda Rae says there was an article that says Ms. Carroll now sleeps with a gun under her pillow. I say go on gurrrl… and don’t hesitate to pull that fucking trigger if they break into your house because you know he’s evil and will do anything to not have to pay that money. They are not breaking in to tuck you in at night or sing you a lullaby.
May that insurrectionist’s house continue to fall, and he be held accountable for ALL OF HIS EVIL ACTIONS and his attack on our country, in the name of Jesus, Black Jesus, Baby Jesus, Buddha, Virgin Mary, God, Santa Muerte, the Archangels, and the Virgin De Guadalupe- we pray. (Just wanted to make sure all my bases were covered.)
In other, other news…. I think I’m happy. This place can try to come for you but it can also be a place of healing, if you let it. I keep having “the best day of my life so far” over and over here. Shantay- I’m gonna stay.
Giddy All The Way Up,
The Happy Homo
PS Fuckin register to vote! And tell your friends and family members to register to vote and help them do it. We have the potential to take a seat in the house and Palm Springs should not have a Ken Calvert as it’s representative. He don’t like you and he don’t like me. Get him the fuck out of there. VOTE!
PSS The runners up for Ruple’s DR this week were Michelle’s hair and jewelry and Ross Motha’ Fuckin Mathews jacket.
PSSS Ms. Morphine get dat bitch! LOL
PSSSS Why isn’t Roger Stone in jail yet for trying to put a hit on the democrat representatives?
