Hey bitches, heeeeey! So, what a weird time to be alive and to be an American. All this weird shit is happening right in front of our American eyes (of all shapes, sizes, and colors). We are a gasp as we sit shocked out of our American brains (which all look the same +/- childhood trauma), as we watch them destroy our government. How sad, our beautiful country. Then all these articles and commentary that the devil himself may declare martial law on the 20th of this month???? Well, aint that some scary shit? (And yes bitches.. I know aint aint a mother fucking word.)
All of this information can be so scary for most Americans… I know its scary for this gay brown Utah Mexican American one. I just want to acknowledge the dark evil fat elephant demon in the room and sort of begin to normalize how not normal this whole fucking experience is for all of us(a). Its crazy as fuck!
We all should be worried, and we should all have a Back Up Plan. (Ooo is that a JLo reference?) So, what’s your back up plan? Do you have some basic food stocked up? Is there Enough to last? (Ooo is that another JLo reference?) Are you growing something? A garden? Do you have some canned shit in your pantry?
I mean, what is the worst thing that could happen if you prepared for this fucking scenario? *Gay GasP* OmG, you have too many cans in your pantry? We all hope to God for that being the worst outcome, but who knows. Plan. Ya’ll know, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I think they’ve declared war on America- we just haven’t acknowledged it yet. I wonder if we will get many more chances too. Sadly, it’s a eugenics project.
I hope that you, they/them, and we the queer peeps and the We the People of these United States Atlas (another JLo reference?) have had enough. I know that behind good and kind people -with love for each other, our country, and our constitution -that together- united we are all -Unstoppable (Yes, bitch it’s a JLo reference).
In the mean-times…. Cause let’s not get it confused, we are in the motha fucking mean-times….AND in these mean-times they have wrongly deported an American citizen. And it gets worse—– they are refusing to return him! LIKE WTF? This is outfuckingragous! This is soooo not the country that I grew up in love with. It sad and disgusting to see our country slowly dying.
Everything has been going my way lately too. I even filed taxes today and I had so many business expenses and things that qualified for write offs, that I kind feel a little guilty because in my best year financially of my whole fucking life I’m paying less taxes than ever. I also have so much less gross income, but all the deductions were in my favor. I see how many of them do it now. I’ve never made over $100,000 and I know that aint shit to most of you, but it is for me. (And yes bitches.. I know aint aint a mother fucking word.)
And these Hustlers (another JLo reference only there aren’t any cute ethnic boss ass women in what’s happening today. Its greedy white man billionaires who are robbing you of your 401ks and stealing everything you’ve worked so hard for your entire life. But that’s what’s happened… America has been hustled. What happens next? We the Queer Peeps and We the People definitely have the opportunity right now to ensure we are part of that conversation. Are we the solution to the conversation? Are we a mention? A mere footnote? Or the brave American story itself?
What do we do? Bueller? Bueller? (I don’t know what else to do but work and pray these days. And today I took my own mental health day from work, after doing an audit on myself, tax prep shit, today’s government nonsense and know what…? … I still ended up praying a bit. But I also enjoyed the whole fucking free day that I get to experience as an American citizen. I hope that you all get that opportunity to take a day for yourself before things get worse. I hope they don’t, but take that day now, just in case. Also get a couple of extra cans for your pantry.
So fear…. what do you do with it? Because what you do with it fucking matters! Do you wallow in it? Do you turn it into action? Can you turn it into Courage? Bravery? Can you turn it into love for your own community? love for your country? Do we adopt a no homo left behind mentality? Are you building your own hummingbird network?
Dear Heavenly Father,
I pray that You intercede now and protect us(a) and my community, the little (and big) animals in the air (and land) and the creates in the seas. I pray that You ensure that we have the right leaders that aren’t going to raise the global temperatures to temps that are going to kill innocent creatures and the smarts to listen to scientists and believe in honesty.
Please stop the spread of corrupt men in our government and in our world. Please stop the liars, cheaters, grifters, and people who actually hate America from stealing our government out from under us(a). Protect US(A) Lord, send your angels to come help too. We need Your intervention because we value life and some of us(a) don’t know what to do. But we do know something should be done and that staying silent while someone destroys the lives of American citizens, veterans, the elderly, the disabled, kids, the poor, and middle class and other innocent creatures- should be stopped. So, Lord please do something!
In Jesus Mighty Name I Pray, A to the Menz.
God Bless America,
The Happy Homo
PS My heart goes out to my bestie Toni cause she had to put her puppy down and she’s had lots of loss in the last few years. I love you lady.
PSS Oh how that Ruples just makes my soul happy. I love seeing our community members thrive. May we always have that opportunity.
PSSS You deserve to a life of freedom, love and equality. May you have a thrivalicious gay homosexual or trans life and may we never face discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin.
PSSSS My deductions were higher than normal because Blue Cross insurances suck these days for their contracted providers. They refuse to pay their bills. My benefit from them not paying their bills shouldn’t be at the expense of of our country. They make it harder and harder for providers to get their money. It’s not fair, but then again.. nothing seems to be lately.
PSX5 Love. Love. Love. Let that be our intention moving forward. No matter how scary it is … you are not alone. There are so many of us(a). We are not alone. Love.
