Tic tock, mother fuckers.
Their time is up and they know it. That is unless they break the fuckin clock beyond repair. Or you, me, they/them, and all of us(a) don’t get our sweet asses in motion and fuckin vote. We already know what we’re up against. We already know they are planning to sabotage the election. We already know there will be attempts to discourage participation, spread misinformation, and make people feel powerless. We know dishonesty, greed, and fear are part of the playbook.
They are lying, cheatin, and thieving mother fuckers and have already started using ICE and the Guard to deter people from voting. But do you even realize the power YOU possess? Because they sure the hell do and wouldn’t be doing all of this if you weren’t the solution.
You know what blowes my homosexual cock suckin mind? How much I’m enjoying dating a hot daddy these days (just had to put that out there). Also, as mind blowing and rewarding, but not quite in the same way, is my job. Different kinda job than the hot daddy gives or gets, but it’s a living. Recently at work, I’ve been asking my trans clients if they and their family members, partners, and/or people they love and that love them are registered to vote.
YOU KNOW WHAT? A shocking number of family members aren’t.
Not even their own kids. And I’m sitting there thinking, how is that possible?
Like WTF? Their lives and yours are literally on this ballot! They’ve been personally attacked by this piece of shit administration- over and over. The lives, rights, dignity, and futures of people we love are affected by the decisions made by the people we elect.
If you aren’t voting now, then when? If not for your trans family member, your Latino neighbor, your gay best friend, your aging parent, your sick spouse, or your struggling coworker, hungry children, then who exactly are you waiting to show up and save?
I try not to look surprised when people tell me they aren’t registered or don’t plan to vote. But my Botox has since faded, and my face does not know how to hide what’s happening in the brain without it. I have a good poke me face…but not a good poker face.
Am I surprised? Am I shocked? Am I happy? YOU are NOT supposed to be able to tell by facial expressions alone. But I haven’t been able to hide my shock in hearing that people are failing to meet this moment with the gravity it needs. If our own family members aren’t registered or voting for people who would fight for all of our rights – we’ve lost. This simple but powerful patriotic action when omitted helps the other side win and they will continue to target our loved ones and all of us(a) will continue to suffer. WAKE da faaawwk up!
Why aren’t they taking this seriously? Are you taking it seriously? He’s a monster and the republican party have become the demons that serve darkness, greed, pedophilia and those who would destroy our country, dissolve the middle class and starve you to death.
You – HEY YOU- YES, motha’ fucka! YOU are the answer to our prayers. You are not powerless. You are not irrelevant. You’re not a spectator either. You need to vote and make sure everyone in your circle, your family, friends and anyone that cares if you live, thrive, or die or not votes for the democrats on the ballot.
No one is coming to save us(a) except for YOU. If you fail this mission- we’re fucked and not in the way my new hot Daddy fucks this hole. It’s literally up to you. So, register. Vote. Make sure everyone in your circle has a plan to vote. Or you might as well be signing a loved one’s death certificate while shitting all over the Constitution of the United States. If you don’t vote blue, you are at the very least submitting to the suffering of so many American citizens. I only plan on submitting to Daddy and meating that moment. I also plan on meeting this moment, I’m voting BLUE.
Elections aren’t won by social media posts, wishful thinking, blog posts, outrage, memes, or complaints. They’re won by votes. Don’t let them scare you out of your right to vote. VOTE and Save US(A) all!
Fuckin Vote Already,
The Happy Homo
PS Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito says he lost friends over his decision to overturn Roe v Wade. Can you even believe the nerve of that digesting ugly corrupt white supremist? He lost friends while women lost their rights and bodily autonomy, while others lost their lives. He needs to go. He needs to be removed from that position and so do a few other ones.
PSS Vote like your life depends on it- because it does.
PSSS I received my ballot in the mail. Did you get yours?
PSSSS It appears Latinos across our country have finally waken the fuck up. We know the name for a black guy doing the work of their republican oppressor and oppressing their own is called an, “Uncle Tom.” Is the equivalent of the Latino version a “Tio Thomas?” Don’t be a fuckin Tio Thomas or a Danny Trejo who supports ICE – they attack our own people. Fuck them.
